Bleeding Heart Liberal
Me: I don't understand this. Why don't the Democrats counter the 'domestic terrorist' lie with Palin's involvement with this wacky Independent Party in Alaska? They want to secede from the US! This is really the major problem with the Democrats.
Wife: True, I agree. The pretend it's too dirty for them to engage in this shit-throwing.
Me: Yeah, start the throwing. They have a pile of mud on Palin sitting in front of them on a silver platter and just are to chicken to use it.
Wife: You should blog about this.
Me: Eh, nobody reads my personal blog posts anyway.
Wife: Then write about something else to get readers and then sneak you message in.
Me: I can't do this. I mean, that would be lying.
Wife: Oh, you bleeding-heart liberal...
Me: Damn! You're right. I'm just like them!!!
Oct 8th